Thursday, April 28, 2011

Monday, April 11, 2011

Have to laugh it.

 Kangaroo : Oh , no money, pockets of greatest or mouse !
Monkey : Do you think the red again? Do it my ass !
Mouse: Well, something to eat and drink all day in fear , can not old?
flies : The biggest difference between me and the bees is to taste different.
fish : I do not go to any cafe killed !
Firefly : Who learn discharge ?
squid : Mother , full of ink, it has also become a thief stomach !
dinosaurs : Sorry, died too early , so you worry about it !
hedgehog : really want to feel the taste with others embrace !
hen : Why do not we engage in family planning people ?
cow : so many people to drink our milk , but no one told us to say
rabbit : Our tails are a bit short , but who have our ears long ?
Penguin : control him money or not , taking first gentleman to say .
pigeons : half of the people called us
mosquitoes : make the human face harsh towards his slap on the slap , the value we die.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

End of the year 2009, the most popular language ---- too much fun cute

 Confucius said: do not sleep at noon, afternoon crash! Mencius said: Confucius said, right!
2 explanation is to cover up, cover up that story!
3 hold hands, the child away! If children go away to shoot dizzy!
4 you let me roll, I roll, you let me come back, sorry, I'm far away!
5 and then have to love the ugly, about the world is full of love!
6 farmer uncle the maize seed in the ground in the autumn harvest in the spring I put a lot of corn planted in the ground where her husband, now fall to, tut, actually dead!
7 wife says to look at lightning, I took a kitchen knife cut wires! Crazy ~ ~
8 Journey to the West tells us, the background of the monster will be rescued by the leadership, no background killing was only a stick!
9 I said: have a life outside work! So, my wife told me that you can have. So: I have to work overtime!
10 If a bad mood, go to the supermarket tweak instant noodles!
11 The world is ours, and also the kids, but sooner or later, that bunch of grandchildren!
12 and then others in the world I write your name on a fart in my pants collapse dead!
13 Whenever a difficult time I would read Buddhist scriptures: ; home!
14 good is to feel hungry, I eat meat does not bia ji mouth!
15 no Han Han's life has had the disease ... daughter of the son would not eat fat food ...
1, one day your name will appear in the account of this on my home!
; 2, than the salary paid to think about, well, want to live.
3, lived for twenty years, not for the motherland, do something for the people, each thinking of this, heartbroken.
4, I and the fight against fat, almost no sacrifice
5, Living Well, is born, to live ~ ~
6, then b must also fall in love, talking about the world is full of love.
7, the ship hit the bridge of natural Shen ~ ~
8, when you put on a dress I put on a robe ~ ~
9, I pray with Jesus, practical and stable life, he then said , let's first talk about peace in the world do it ...
10, love me Come on say it out loud! hate my life keeping everything on it!



; 11, taking advantage of young, talented bad thing to have done it, not years.
12, I planted a bunch of her boyfriend in the spring and now fall to, tut, actually crop failure ~ ~
13, you have told me that I will always love, love this stuff I understand, But what ever?
14,-year-old boy is the most feared creatures on the planet, they have a curiosity, mobility, and destructive ; northwest wind did not even have time to drink, thanks to now autumn.
17, although I believe eachother, but may not believe you ah ~ ~
18, where I can not let go, It is because I have not a ~ ~
19, particularly people who had not said that he particularly , for example, me.
20, only two things in my life 1, 2 that it will not and will not


; 21, adults uncomfortable, comfortable non-adult ~ ~
22, I know All good things banquet, but, at least, feast on the cool I want to eat!
23, explanation is to cover up, cover up that story ~ ~
24, people are not polite and can get along!
25, whenever a difficult time I read Buddhist scriptures: money go my home!
26, is good people go hungry, I eat meat does not bia ji mouth ~ ~
27, I wanted to be a problem teenager, but I do not follow rules to live for so many years.
28. If a bad mood, go to the supermarket squeezed noodles. Stressed types
29. Who delayed me for a while, I let him regret it for life.
30. closed a month, do not call me, call me because I would have come out of a ... ...


31. taxi driver, the driver of the fighter, oh yeah!
32. in thinking far away, you go away!
33. Zhuge Liang before coming out with a soldier did not, ah, you want me to have work experience Pingsha!!!
34. the work of the highest state is watching other people work, led the wages of others.
35. fat and haggard with ~ ~
36. Yasuo you to quit when ever consider the feelings of 哆 啦 A Dream! (Prime Minister of Japan announced his resignation last year, when the writing)
37. I style and bold, well head and at ease, taste excellent but hard-working self-examination, faults, we also hope Haihan!
38. Get out of here, non-stop roll ... ...
39. a man who must be a bounce.
40. I take my sunshine channel, you have your Modoribashi.


41. The greatest tragedy is not young, still in acne.
42. The world is ours, and also the children, but ultimately that bunch of grandchildren!
43. Our aim is to: Serve the People!
44. long time no one to leather was blowing so delightful!
45. -------------- simple secret of longevity to keep breathing, do not breathe ~ ~
46. the money really that important to you it? told more than 3 hours a penny does not drop.
47. killed I do not say that you do not make honey trap!
48. so I have money, I bought a bus, take the special bus lanes, special stop at the bus station , so someone wants to get on the train, and I said: I'm sorry, this is the private car ~ ~
49. A: perfect people, how do you say this is the United States ~ ~ B Shi Quan Eight: What are the two that I'm missing the United States? A: Internal and External.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

My father, ah!

 Hope you happy! my father ah! You have nearly sixty years, no longer young, physically large as a few years ago, do not toss it!
Everyone says my daughter and you do the lack of communication, but recall the conversation with you before, are disappointing. Advise you not to play cards, and this year is not easy to earn some money, keep their own money than to enjoy, why he lost to others? However, you always care about your family, one ear and out, I do not want and what you say, I can not change you, my father.
sometimes would like to ask you, in doing anything when you take into account the family did not, why I am so helpless. Work outside the home, I do not want to say that your daughter, you know why? You will not think about it! It was all about you, but I can not justify for you, for they are not wrong, I can only smile and say you are invincible to resolve an embarrassing situation. In this way, I have to work hard with their results so that we change for me, even what you think. You have said I give you a disgrace, I will not swear in my heart, I'm now working in, will you talk about me, is no longer a ** daughter.
even under the same roof, we rarely meet, I'm getting married in the second half, even less opportunity to meet, you can not help but think of these After the worry. Lately on your analysis, you lose no matter how many cards are
my father ah! Filial daughter, did not inherit your excellent ability and eloquence, the ability to draw comprehensive conclusions - not much money, no worries about food and clothing. This means that for a good daughter, can not let you smoke constantly, day after day losing money, Dun Dun treat day, I am very sorry you live up to the upbringing of your grace over the years. I would like to honor you, your days ahead be happy, but you now live the life, I do not agree, it is happy? No, I know you're not happy, you are looking happy. However, after a moment's pleasure in the past, what is left of it? I do not blame you, because you are my father, your all I have to accept it.
Do not squandered my father, when the family is no longer the concern and advice when you are lonely old face themselves in an deserted, you will regret it original. In the past I admire you, I still admire you, but that is the memory of hard work for the family, the father of happiness. I will try to live each day at the same time hope that the father can keep good hours a day, regular meals, the occasional bit of exercise, cigarette smoke less often and their families to meet, to find a good wife, happy lives.
hope all my family and friends to be happy, always happy.