The joke is not funny

 IC cards have a line on the bus,UGG shoes, took the car in front of a person throwing the coin, my brain short-circuit followed by the IC card into the morning, went to the hh
to wear contact lenses, the results of the cover is open directly to the glasses down the toilet , and then calmly into the new care solution, ready to pick glasses,Bailey UGG boots, do not pick off a half-day.
neighbors forgotten his key, turned over from my balcony, to find the keys in the house after he turned back, and then open their own room door. more stunning is that I was beginning to end collusion in the balcony, did not feel there is anything wrong. Well, we were the head must have been the same way through the door.
disappeared one day find the phone, turn all over the house every corner of the bag as well, without success. then sullenly fell to the ground, and took out cell phones, mass text messages to everyone: I lost my phone once you play mahjong
a power cut, on the point of candles continue to fight, Later, someone to the heat, shouting, gentleman's tongue but not his hands, of course, too lazy to move the legs, what do you prefer to spend the telephone, do not want to go walk around. We have a small house Huoer name is Li Lei, a job the summer, a programmer at a site . Yesterday he went to work, people call looking for him, I answered the phone. I said Li Lei is not in the other party asked him to go home yet? I said no, the caller said: to get him back to me a call the phone number is tttt. Ray came back, I told him the phone thing, he said, calling high school friends about it, so he calls back at the past. Li Lei Shaanxi people call a pass he asked: Shaanxi it? : I'll be back. Li Lei passed, the third pick up the phone. not a few seconds, which to spread ah! over the telephone, hang up only after hearing the note dial that number again: things that occur when public transportation:
High School, when this man to go to school by bus because the road long, bored, when sitting next to a 35-year-old man accosted him, the man on the mouth to sentence: Brother, Where? ; That man is really annoying, and not to explain, difficult to talk to the sentence: ten seconds, to the sentence: Well, high school Yongnaoguodu often hungry, I'll quickly run up first whack at him, then grabbed him for eating a mouthful of pie, but also Mamalielie said, really is not enough emotion,UGGs, do not take me to buy bread buy one, the results have not swallowed a pie, looked up and saw only to find the wrong person,UGG boots clearance, it's no problem, I was actually side of his mouth I am sorry also my bite of that pie toward that man
the hands of a run stopper, the whole process at one go!!!
remember back to the school gate looking back, that the men still standing in the stall before the holding of the pie chipped daze it. I Sometimes, this now also could not help but think of his fist twice !!!!< br> a subject requires that the following four sentences connected with related words:
1, Zhang Haidi sister paralyzed;
2, Heidi Zhang sister stubborn to learn;
3, Zhang Haidi sister learned several foreign languages;
4, Zhang Haidi sister learned acupuncture.
correct answer should be: not only learned several foreign languages, but also learned acupuncture.
result of a child to write: Although Zhang Haidi sister doggedly learned acupuncture and several foreign languages, she was paralyzed.
also found a more violent Children wrote: Zhang Haidi sister learned not only language, but also learned acupuncture, she was so tough to learn, and finally paralyzed!
I Yunnan University, 2000, that is, Ma Jiajue that level. Ma Ying-jeou accident, but have not yet been caught when the arrest warrant and arrested on Ma Ying-jeou said that public security organs to assist the number of million reward. we are all jealous and would like to get that large sum of money, the street looks very attention of passersby. There One day, out sitting on the bus, many people, only one person standing, staring at the man suddenly we all see, I look closely, much like the way Ma Ying-jeou on the arrest warrant, may we all look out , is a tense and exciting look. tension to the extreme, we see that all people are alarmed, angry, shouting: can not get off, I drove to the police station. we gearing up once all the windows are closed. that person to a helpless expression. to the police station, the police said the driver proudly: my car was very much like Ma Jiajue I immediately drove to. And the man wronged, said the police: police officer, or me, the second time today I've caught you this was.
table with a cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief to keep the nose to nose forced inhalation. In the language of writing on the blackboard the teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: ; in the end who ate the noodles still in class so loudly? Canada also does not go back a long time, so pitiful and said: Dayton buns to eat for a semester, buns brother still owes me two 3hh most annoying is four years in college I did not even find a girlfriend!!
until graduation day I walked on the campus tree-lined road to after listening to a bunch of girls pointing small channel: unit room. there are times people call my cell phone: carrots cut into cubes! from the glass loudly: gave him all the change vendors, leaving a shortfall of a dime, so he said to the hawkers mm
answered mm
eat. but later found out that rice is not my hh
like a rooster's neck Qiazhe but not under the knife, hesitated for a long time, then I strangled a chicken actually was a
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drinking with some friends one night, a few individuals have too many. one to sleep in the street, we could not lift to move him to talk to him to find some things covered, do not catch a cold. A few days later to see him, he said, woke up the next day who stood three bicycles.