Sunday, May 22, 2011

Zhou Quotations

1) What is the organization?

you encounter difficulties, he said, could do nothing;
when you encounter injustice, he said, to correctly deal with;
your legal rights are infringed, he said to the overall situation;
when you are being framed, he said you have to believe that organization;
need someone to make sacrifices in time, he said, when your organization to the test;
When need someone to charge forward, he is here for you;
in your success, he said tissue culture is the result



2) Beijing's housing prices:
annual salary in the 300W or more if you within the Second Ring where you love to buy where to buy
If your annual salary 100 - 300W within the Fourth Ring Road between the Ring to where to buy where to buy your love
If your annual salary 50 - 100W to Saturday between the tetracyclic ring where you love to buy where to buy
If your annual salary in the 10W the following, you give yourself Wage Keng, love where buried underground where

3)
not more than a snail, snail people are sitting in households, the parents gave birth house, and went to the house where the band
where you can be with others than What ... ...
than not with ants, ants, it is the civil service level, to enjoy the housing distribution treatment, that nest built by others, and you with others
than the What

4)
Chinese nation is a wise nation
We invented the peak shifting to work to solve congestion problems
then buy a house we can invent the peak shifting to solve the problem of high prices
simply means
Some people in this life buy
Some people buy a house next life

5)
painful thing in life is to become Geely Volvo bought a
happiness in life things change that Volvo had bought the lucky

6)
Chinese trade unions, and foreign trade unions difference is
China's main trade union organizations movie
main organization of foreign trade union strike

7)
In view of rising domestic oil prices
countries decided to set up new companies to break the monopoly of oil production to curb prices
present, there are four oil producing companies
PetroChina, Sinopec and CNOOC
. . . . . . . . .
in the cooking oil

8)
evening before the show is in commercials
ad spots and later Evening
now seems all wrong
show is advertising in commercials

9) official in the spread of truth, the logic of leadership:
leadership that you see fit, not let you do, but do you lose;
Think again leaders said, is not he thought good, but you do not think twice;
seek your advice on leadership, not really airing, but in the search for accomplices;
leaders looking for you to eat, not to make your tasting food, but for you to pay;
leaders praise you, not because you're doing really good, but in the win over the people;
leaders criticize you, you really have not done anything wrong, but to remind you not to the wrong team.

10) 12 kinds of new Dasha:
1, quiet dedication and so promoted;
2, no relationship to high-climbing;
3, not sick investigation;
4, overtime feel needy;
5, what is under the jurisdiction of breaking things;
6, can not be returned back struggling;
7, especially nauseating head in public;
8, the expression of feelings by drinking,;
9, regardless of who sent all Ganna's;
10, packs a mistress still doll;
11, destroyed the high wrist watches;
12, pumping the Chinese in front of the camera.


11) the same and different:
same work, leadership is called to take the lead, the rich called business, people called to work;
also abroad, the leadership called the study, called the rich tourism, the people called illegal;
also speak, called the direct leadership of the rich, famous name, people called nonsense;
same requirements, called the opinion leaders, called the proposal for the rich, the people called complain;
also is the girl, the leadership called the slip, called the keeping and feeding the rich, the people called prostitution.


12)
there a balance after the completion of major projects, the provincial standing committee meetings to study is used to improve primary and secondary school conditions,
or improve the prison environment, opinion has not unified. The last moves of the old phrase Standing Committee: this group of you in this life
Standing Committee have the opportunity to enter school it? Suddenly silent, and some wipe, and some bow tea. Then quickly reached an opinion
To: to improve the prison environment.


13) led hiding something:
drunk, is the leadership and ask for help doing things;
not petition, the leadership and black households;
words can not be wrong, is leadership and chaired the program;
disaster must be met contributions is the leadership and lowest-paid;
accident must immediately rushed to the scene, is the leadership and open ambulances;
joined not out, is the leadership and the underworld;
took no time to read the newspaper, is the leading and sell newspapers.

14)
governor at the grassroots level research in the pastoral family dinner arrangements. Pastoralists flattered, overwhelmed. Governor after you get off
Advanced door pastoralists, herders excitement: the front or leading Come on, we walk behind the sheep are used in animals
out.
eating ribs on the governor of pastoralists in front of a cup of argali, the governor said: simple point on the line, pastoralists and quickly said: No
things, it is not worth much, usually are to the dogs and the. Local officials busy to eat together pastoralists, herders say: you eat
, and I have to go every day to feed an ass this time and then eat.

15) the most ridiculous banners:
1, Henan National Highway: robbery police is against the law;
2, Tongren slaughterhouse: Three guide us to the slaughter of work!
3, Liaocheng prison: people love the people of criminals, people criminals love the people;
4, Anhui Rural Credit Cooperatives: die is not bad debt, sub debt to the parent also!
5, Jiangsu country: rivers of blood would rather not be able to bounce one!
6, Hebei Power: prohibit touching wires, fifty thousand volts pressure, touch death, immortality brought to justice;
7, Pudong New Area: garbage, I start from.

16) balls of:
leadership is basketball, not only followed but also hard to beat;
masses are volleyball, it is necessary to take the initiative to block the ball but also strengthen;
work is table tennis, back and forth in the table Tuidang can not stop;
problem is badminton, must take the deduction in the other venues where it is;
tricky thing is tennis, we must vigorously smash;
Research is water polo, long time no entry, but also a lot of water;
wait leadership is hockey, always running around to Gong Zhaoyao.

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